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Concert Goals

Posted on February 2, 2016 by littleredtoasterbox

I FINALLY saw Muse last night at the Verizon Center in DC. I have been waiting 6 years for them to come here and it finally happened. I stood there in tears because it was THE BEST rock concert I have … Continue reading →

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Russian Roulette Is Not The Same Without A Gun

Posted on October 21, 2015 by littleredtoasterbox

Amendment II “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.” As I’ve said before… You cannot ban the second amendment or … Continue reading →

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Downtown Welfare Office Humor

Posted on September 18, 2015 by littleredtoasterbox

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. “Wow,” the social worker exclaims. “Are they all yours?” “Yep! They’re all mine” the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, “Sit … Continue reading →

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Brittany Murphy Quote

Posted on September 17, 2015 by littleredtoasterbox

“Ever since we met, it’s about what I’M doing wrong… but I’m not the one with the problem, here. YOU are; you and your selfishness. All you do is take and I’ve got nothing for you right now, so… maybe it’s … Continue reading →

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James Wright Foley

Posted on August 19, 2015 by littleredtoasterbox

It has been 1 year today since American journalist, James Wright Foley, was brutally killed via decapitation by ISIS member Jihadi John. Foley’s execution was the first videotape ISIS released to the public. James Foley’s message right before his execution: … Continue reading →

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Posted on August 11, 2015 by littleredtoasterbox

Important Facts to Remember as You Grow Older: Death is the number 1 killer in the world. Life is sexually transmitted. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Give a person a fish and … Continue reading →

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Tom’s Diner

Posted on July 20, 2015 by littleredtoasterbox

I am sitting in the morning At the diner on the corner I am waiting at the counter For the man to pour the coffee And he fills it only halfway And before I even argue He is looking out … Continue reading →

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Vince Vaughn on Guns

Posted on June 2, 2015 by littleredtoasterbox

Vince Vaughn wants all American schools protected with firearms: “It’s well known that the greatest defense against an intruder is the sound of a gun hammer being pulled back. I support people having a gun in public full stop; not … Continue reading →

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Salon Laws & Regulations

Posted on April 22, 2015 by littleredtoasterbox

Capitalism: People say capitalism is “greedy” and “selfish”. Socialism, or something like it, is “selfless”. In fact, the opposite is true. Renowned social critic George Gilder offers this startling insight: capitalism, as its core, is first an expression of altruism; that … Continue reading →

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Take a Hint

Posted on April 9, 2015 by littleredtoasterbox

So there’s this guy who works at Safeway here in Olney that annoys the shit out of me. I’ve known him for about a year or so. He hits on me all the time. He said to me “Girl, I know … Continue reading →

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